This has got to be the best

Not the brightest of the bunch

 

the guy who wrote that "has caught teh gay..." and he gets the following award:

 

He has oviously seen the fast and the furious way too many times:

 

and probably drives some sort of gay import himself:

 

if you are dumb enough to race them you will hear:

 

I have come up with a possible solution for this whole deal. A national boycott on racing imports. We can form NIRA the "No Racing Imports Allowed" organization. Its goal is to keep any domestic iron no matter how slow it is from racing Imports or any riced out domestic or sport compact ever. Continuing to race them only results in adding to thier legitimacy. We should just simply stop racing them. Put a NIRA sticker in you window and "just say no". If an import pipes you don't even aknowledge their existence. Usually ignoring a problem wont make it go away but this is driven by popular culture. Make them un popular and maybe they will go away. An added benefit could just possibly be that our manufacturers will quit producing this tripe of a car type as well? BTW for those of you who dont know "NIRA" is also used by the NHRA's import racing league.

 

hmmm maybe he should try and explain to us LO3 owners how that works and better compression?LOL wow he really is a tool
LOL I was gonna say theres already a NIRA circuit out there,and this would be even funnier to make just because of that.
Some of those "excuses" are legit though.anything about cops,bald tires,or turbo problems could be true,but most of the time they probably arent.good thread :lala:

 

"After turning to imports, customers realized that imports required just as much care as domestic. Both imports and domestics still have their loyal fans. There will always be Ford fans and their will always be the import fans."

Because Ford is the only american car company...

 

Acutally it was written by a girl that goes to FSU

Here

 

Never in my life have I seen such an idiotic, uninformed, dumb, person. That has to be a joke.


On another note, if anyone really is interested in setting up a 'NRIA' (No Racing Imports Allowed, I don't want to get sued by NHRA), let me know, I'll see about starting a website.

 

That has to be the dumbest girl in the world. Compression has nothing to do with how many cams you have. What a loser!

 

wow, that article really enlightened me, It showed me how dumb i am. all my life I had been thinking the camaro was the mustangs counterpart, but stupid me, the mustangs counterpart has been the civic all along. and now with all the extra air from my open element on my L03 i must have 100:1 compression.


stupid stupid stupid

 

ok that person has no idea as to what they are talking about

I don't think that would be a reason to ban all imports or to think bad of them. not all are like her.......


that would be like saying ban imports because of that topaz guy

whatever his name may be

fraid to bring it up being he might come back

 

That is the most rediculous article I have ever read in my entire life. I have never read a more misinformed or inaccurate statement written on paper.

I would not wipe my aZZ with a printout of that article. It's like a public toilet. You can pee in it or put your cigarrette out in it. However it's too nasty to crap in.

I hope to *** that woman does not breed. It would most certainly cause the gene pool to become much shallower than it already is.

 

That is hilarious because I had just told the guys in chat I knew it was a woman that wrote that!

 

Not only is she stupid, but she seems a bit...large. Perhaps she is doing a slow 1/4 mile due to f'd up suspension lol

 

lol, she thinks her type R runs 14s too, isn't that cute. *** what a dumb ****...

 

What I thought was the funniest was when she said that the aftermarket for the mustang was limited! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I don't own a mustang, but several friends do, and I know one thing, the aftermarket for the stang is definately not limited!

 

I think what she meant by that was there wasn't as much ***** glow crap, type R badges, lame body kits, and "race lighting" available for the mustang as there are for wimports. lol, my friend got a literal garbage can full of working and clean stang parts for like $200 for his 5.0, shed 1.5 seconds off his e/t with it... lol, limited aftermarket.

 

good one

 

"My name is Alexis Carmichael. I am from Miami. I like
long walks on the beach and enjoying deep
conversations discussing the philosophical meaning of
life. I am currently unemployed (read: spoiled) and
go to school at FSU. I love cars and I run my Type R
in 14.8 seconds at 99 mph in the quarter mile. "

I highly doubt that this woman could enjoy, let alone, HAVE a "deep conversation discussing the philosophical meaning of life..." dumb B|tch don't even know what an RPM is, yet she is willing to share her (lack of) knowledge with anyone who is cruising the internet. And as far as "long walks on the beach," after viewing her picture... Well, insert your own joke here. I prefer something to the point of "Must be a Pizza Hut at the end of the beach!" But someone more clever than me will come up with something hillarious.

 

she's got the prettiest smile I've ever come across...

 

Damn, I shoulda gone to FSU. Try to pass something like that off as any kind of paper aruound here (Old Dominion) and you'll get thrown out on your ***. I can't believe that some teacher actually gave her credit for that piece of crap 'argument.' I feel the overwhelming need to bitchslap someone.

Oh, yeah, I bet my Integra is faster than hers. :lala: :lala: