Sing to Vinilla Ice's Ice, Ice Baby;

Yo, VTEK, lets kick it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Alright stop - collaborate and listen, Rice is back with a brand new
invention.
Chopped springs, they hug tha road tightly, 6 inch exhaust tip flows really
loud nightly.
Will it ever stop, yo, I don't know, hit my neon lights and I'll glow.
To tha extreme my car looks like a candle, and tha paint job - it was done
by a vandal.
Dance, I got a speaker that booms, this aint a car, it's a mobile sound
room.
Deadly, listen to tha melody, if it was louder yo, it'd be a felony.
Love it or leave it you can't gain way, with my Type-R sticker I'll lose you
any day.
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it, check out my rims while my front
drive revolves it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Now that my suspension is jumpin', my bumber hits tha ground, but who cares
I'm thumpin.
Quick to tha point, to tha point no fakin', cookin' mopeds like a pound of
bacon.
Burning 'em, cause I'm quick and nimble, you can't fade me and my VTEK
symbol.
In your souped up GN or 5.0... I'm on a roll, I always ride solo.
Rollin', in my 2 point 0, it runs low 18's, yo that really ain't slow.
Tha girlies on stand by, don't even want to say "Hi".
Did ya stop? No, I just flew by.
Kept on, pursuing to tha next block, I bust a left and I'm headin' to tha
next stop.
The block was dead, yo, so I continued to A-1-A, Deer Park Avenue.
Tha girls looked hot wearing less than bikinis, I saw a few chumps drivin'
stock Lamborghinis.
Jealous, cause I'm out drivin' mine, ready to race 'cuz my Nittos lookin'
fine.
If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it, check out my rims while my front
drive revolves it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Take heed, 'cause I'm a Honda poet, Akimoto's on tha scene just in case ya
didn't know it.
My exhaust tip, created all tha bass sound, rumbles enough to put holes in
tha ground.
'Cause my ride's style is so reeeeeeeeeeeeal, with an exhaust tone that ya
can feeeeeeeel.
4 foot spoiler, it's a helluva concept, my ride is hype, and you wanna step
WITH THIS.
In my rearview you'll fade, slice like a Ginsu - sounds like a Kitchen-Aid.
So fast, that all tha V8's say "damn", if rice was a drug I'd sell it by tha
gram.
Keep my composure when the front tire breaks loose, magnetized by the kick
of 30 horse juice.
If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it, check out my rims while my front
drive revolves it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Yo, we outta here... E-Brake burnouts to your mother

LOL !!! I want to print this, make a bunch of copies, and put it under the wiper blade (singular -not plural) of every Uncle Bens I see in a Parking lot!!

 

Funny yet I have a feeling it will get locked.

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2 Tickets to game= $250
Gas= $20
Sitting 20ft. from MJ= Priceless
'86 IROC T-TOPS, TINTED WINDOWS, BRAKE LIGHT BLACKOUTS
GM GOODWRENCH 350
EDELBROCK HEADERS Hooker CatBack
EDELBROCK 600CFM CARB.
KN AIRFILTER
ACCEL HEI DISTRIBUTOR
160* Stat, just switched to 180* b/c of winter coming and going to college in the mts.
3:73 Posi Rebuilt 700R4
B&M Megashifter, 5" Autometer Tach w/shift lite

 

LOL heehehehehh hahaha
dude that is cool, but you have too much time on your hands. you should use the huge amount of spare time you have to get a job and buy me some more hotrod parts.

 

<LOUD APPLAUSE!> That was hilarious!!!

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Stock 2.8 MPFI auto w/ Flowmaster 80 Series, More to come......
Pioneer DEH-11
Targa E-910 7-Band Equalizer w/ crossover
2x 10" Pioneer subs powered by 300 Watt Jensen amp
2- 6x9" Pioneer (rear)
More to come..... (hey, i dont got a job yet)

 

LMFAO!!!! I really got a kick out the the part that said runing 18's and that aint slow!!!! Too funny!!!!

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89 T-Top Firebird 305 TBI Project Car (with approval from my wife!)

 

All I have have to say is LOL. even if it isn't tech we all need a break from the usual.

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86',88',89' IROC-Z, 350 TPI, 700-R4

94' Formula, LT1, 6spd

 

I agree, which is why I posted it. I didn't write it. It came from the Ford guys over at the Corral.net. So we DO have some things in common!

 

since when is control spelled with a k?

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- David
88' GTA 5.7L TPI MODS---&gt; air foil, K&N, Shift Kit, 180* therm, TB bypass, Gutted CAT, Flowmaster 80 Series Muffler added to Unkown CatBack, Ported Intake

http://www.geocities.com/david_angel_16

 

I really hope I dont get in trouble for this...put I was going to make little pamphlets with this on the cover...and my own little rants about ricers....maybe ricers will learn something...kinda like a community service type thing....then whenever I see a nice car...I would hand them a few for them to make copies of and pass them out as well....maybe it will reach all over the nation...haha..anyways...here goes...sorry if i **** someone off

 

i wonder why dirk wants to delete non tech stuff

[This message has been edited by firbird (edited November 30, 2001).]

 

This is hilarious... I'm definatly making copies and putting them on all the ricers cars at school... It's gunna be great.

 

That is freakin hilarious. Wow, and still not locked.

 

You have no idea how many "alternative preference" sites I had to go to to find a good hairy rear end to use...and lets just say I had to do some editing so it would be more PG-13 and not XXX. I think Im scard for life....and dont for one minute think I went looking for that for my own pleasure haha. It was actually my girlfriends idea. And I really like the job I did on the R.....looks like a real tattoo dont you think?

[This message has been edited by mult68 (edited November 30, 2001).]

 

I like it. Maybe you could staple it to the song before you put it on the car!
Check out this link!!
http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=167633

Oh yeeeaaa.