Not a race, but I knew it had to happen sometime.
I was on my way to the gym last nite and we pass this parked 6cyl Stang not the newest kind but the one before, and guess what kind of shiney muffler he had on it... Yep, the same kind as any ***** would have.

This kind?!

Holy ****, that is the ugliest exhaust i have ever seen, at least there is a plus side to that exhaust, it will satisfy the *****'s sexual needs.......

It didn't look that bad, and it was shinier.

Ive seen my share of "riced" out mustangs around chicago. Its funny how they only do it to the V6 models, never the V8's.

Mark,
To be fair the true judge of riceness is diameter of the exhaust tip, divided by the displacement of the engine. Was it the true ***** fart can?

-Doug

I have to disagree there, putting on one of those mufflers and sounding like crap is rice to me, now putting on a flow or other respected muffler is fine with me. I'd say the tip was 4" in diameter, it was only the single outlet kind.

I've seen many mustangs up here at college with GFX, cowl hood, wind and sometimes cobra rims, now that actually does look good in some cases, but to put one of those crappy mufflers on, I have never seen.

Whats even worse is I have seen a Cavalier with 2(yes 2) polished mufflers locally. By the looks of the car, he cut the springs and added those "things" to look cool.. the car is outrun by turtles!....

Yep, seen one of those at college too, got an SS hood and wing also.

Oh, and the other day I saw this green type of Eclipse or Talon I was at a distance, it had a huge wing on the back, and I could have sworn it had a smaller wing on the roof towards the back, real tiny, but I'm not sure.

I saw a stock 4 door red Grand Am, new one, it was pretty nice looking until it got next to me, it had a wing that was at least 18" high. It looked liket he wing from the Cobra R only much higher. The funny thing was, the kid who owned it had it painted and professionally done. What a shame, it could have been a nice car.

yah ...lol i saw that car too close to Barnes and Nobles ...and i was like wtf???...and yeah looks like a "she" who drives hte car....

I can one up all of you....there is a z28 i think an '87+ in rockford...kinda bye chicago.. that has the $20 pepboy's fart can on it...the thing sounds like such crap...and i'm actually embarrassed to have lived in the same city as the kid..looks like hes about 17....

that is the worst thing i have ever see....And i thought i would never see the day.........guess i was wrong

das Phoenix

I think the WORST thing I have seen is....


mid 90's probe(with one headlight stuck up). Vynil stickers. Some Jap writting on the windshield(blonde amarican driver) Car was kinda the lavender, with 1 offset PINK stripe, and 1 Black stripe next to it.
Rims...wire rim 13's pushed a good 6 inches OUT OF the wheel well. thick el'cheapo white walls that are WAY TO thin for the rim.

The rear tail light was replaced with one that had "Turbo" on it. No turbo under the hood.
It had a STOCK muffler with a literal 6 inch tip.(looked homemade even!)
The wing.. OH G0D THE WING.... I think they cut it off of a Boeing 747. Past the roof line, stuck 3 inches PAST the SIDES of the car, and was painted WHITE.

The best thing I can say for the car is that it had matching body color tint on the windows.

I forgot the rear end was stained BLACK for the bad valve stem seals...

At school today there was this Dodge Neon. It said R/T on it, had some nice rims, was tastefully stickered (I don't really like stickers but it wasn't over kill) and I thought to myself "Hey there's some nice American Rice, one that I would actually drive if G0D made me" then I walked around to the back and saw, not one, but two 4" fart cans. I started up my 'maro, which is pretty dang loud, and my friends waved at me, so I reved for them. Needless to say he reved back and it was the sh!ttyest sounding piece of **** ever. It was the thinnest raspiest, lawn-moweresque sound I've ever heard from any thing that doesn't have some sort of cutting blade on it. I laughed my @ss off. Two very wierd, ugly girls from my school were standing and talking to him too. I really love to hate fart cans, every where I go I'm like "Hey that guy has a hole in his bumper... oh wait....that's his muffler."

Every day I see an interesting blue prelude. The front and rear ends have some sort of demonic ground effects, what makes it interesting is both aren't painted, tan primer instead. The front has a hole in it which you can see through, it appears to be 1inch think plastic and/or styrafoam. The rear is the same, except duck tape holds part of it in. There is a homemade spoiler on the back, about 2 inches wider then the car on both sides, and as tall as the car itself. It looks like one of those big foot spoilers, only I think its homemade, apears to be several pieces of pipe welded and glued to back of car, with an alluminum wing colored white. And oh yeah, the front windsheild has Something written in "oriental" style writing. I heard it running once. Now I can't see the muffler because its blocked by the styrafoam back, but it sounded like a lawnmower with a dreadfull pinging that increased with RPM's. Hail to the *****'s baby..

If you think that was bad I was in denver with my best freind (she worked as the HOT blond in the passenger seat mod)
Well we where crusing through denver and I see a maroon IROC in the rear view, he then pulls up next to me and my girl and I about DIE (where in her dads build up 88 camaro with a 355) and this thing has the 18 inch gold dayton gang banger wheels, the wheels are poped out halfway past the fenders, chrome trim on the finders, all of this low rider crap in the interior alonf with a fuzzy steering wheel AND he has the LOWRIDER song CRANKED and I am like WTF and its these two hispanic guys and they are like want to race and I laugh and rev it up and guess what he does, he hits the HYDRAULICS (spelling?) and Im like dear *** no and he floors it and I notice his rear end saging from the monster stereo in the back so I hit it and my girl is siting there yelling for me to smoke his As* so I pass him at WOT and take him easy, he mush have really had that car weighed down. THe funny thing is that my girls dad was behined up in his dakota (built up 360) and he pased the IROC too as he was doing a serious LMAO.
David