Got this From a post On Eastern Fbody Association..thought it was funny as hell..check it out


My name is... to the beats of Slim Shady


Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is (scratches)... **** Burner!

Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?,
Try NAWS and get your motor ****ed up worse then my life is?
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight,
but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
And the mechanic says "**** Burner you's a crack head "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead man its wasted "
Well since age 9 I've wanted an SI so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chronic, and lay in my lawn,
for longer then it took me to put my altezzas on.
"Come here bastard" "Dude , wait a minute that’s a viper dawg!!"
I don't give a f**k, I’ll just fly by and put my hazards on!!!!!

 

Welcome to last week.

 

11SEC,

Nice ET, do you run that time on motor alone?

 

yes sir

 

ohhhh damn that was funny lol...

i could picture him singin that to lol

 

I can't stand that little bastard. But that was pretty good.

 

lol, nice rap

 

Sorry off topic.