Douchebag civic driver
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Douchebag civic driver
So i was driving down the road on saturday listening to guns and roses and minding my own business when i saw a silver late model civic si flying up behind me. When he got next to me he slowed down and tried getting window to window to me. When he finally did, he was saying something to me but i couldnt hear it, so i had to turn down guns & roses to hear what he was saying.
This is what he said to me "Im going to beat your a**." This kinda stunned me a little bit but i ignored it and kept on driving while he was trying to show off in his car. He got next to me again and said "How do you want to do this?" So i said im not racing because im overheating and must have made him mad because he did the r i c e r fly by thing and drove off, and i went on my way.
So what would you guys have done if you were in my spot?
This is what he said to me "Im going to beat your a**." This kinda stunned me a little bit but i ignored it and kept on driving while he was trying to show off in his car. He got next to me again and said "How do you want to do this?" So i said im not racing because im overheating and must have made him mad because he did the r i c e r fly by thing and drove off, and i went on my way.
So what would you guys have done if you were in my spot?
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So i was driving down the road on saturday listening to guns and roses and minding my own business when i saw a silver late model civic si flying up behind me. When he got next to me he slowed down and tried getting window to window to me. When he finally did, he was saying something to me but i couldnt hear it, so i had to turn down guns & roses to hear what he was saying.
This is what he said to me "Im going to beat your a**." This kinda stunned me a little bit but i ignored it and kept on driving while he was trying to show off in his car. He got next to me again and said "How do you want to do this?" So i said im not racing because im overheating and must have made him mad because he did the ***** fly by thing and drove off, and i went on my way.
So what would you guys have done if you were in my spot?
This is what he said to me "Im going to beat your a**." This kinda stunned me a little bit but i ignored it and kept on driving while he was trying to show off in his car. He got next to me again and said "How do you want to do this?" So i said im not racing because im overheating and must have made him mad because he did the ***** fly by thing and drove off, and i went on my way.
So what would you guys have done if you were in my spot?
seriously, i would have put the window back up, turned up the tunes and continued to mind my own business.
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Don't give em the time, most are just retarded who are just trying to get a self feeling of accomplishment for their walmart stickers and addons.
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Too bad nobody screws with me when I'm driving my beater truck... last time that happened I brake checked a drunk and he smacked my back bumper and bounced off into the woods.
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or you can do what my friend dose and carry one of those traffic signs that say " slow" on them and when they roll up next to you just stick it out the window and laugh at how pissed they get
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well as soon as my tranny would have kicked down woulda rip the drs loose abit. ricers never mess with me anymore =[
would have gave him what he was asking for.
however i had like a 96 taurus try and play
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So? Regardless......what would he have proved by racing that idiot on the street? What if he won? What would he have proved? The idiot in the civic was obviously looking for trouble. The OP did the right thing.
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So i was driving down the road on saturday listening to guns and roses and minding my own business when i saw a silver late model civic si flying up behind me. When he got next to me he slowed down and tried getting window to window to me. When he finally did, he was saying something to me but i couldnt hear it, so i had to turn down guns & roses to hear what he was saying.
This is what he said to me "Im going to beat your a**." This kinda stunned me a little bit but i ignored it and kept on driving while he was trying to show off in his car. He got next to me again and said "How do you want to do this?" So i said im not racing because im overheating and must have made him mad because he did the r i c e r fly by thing and drove off, and i went on my way.
So what would you guys have done if you were in my spot?
This is what he said to me "Im going to beat your a**." This kinda stunned me a little bit but i ignored it and kept on driving while he was trying to show off in his car. He got next to me again and said "How do you want to do this?" So i said im not racing because im overheating and must have made him mad because he did the r i c e r fly by thing and drove off, and i went on my way.
So what would you guys have done if you were in my spot?
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You can see that in jersey too
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yeah lol as long as your a 'law abiding citizen' aka dont start ****.....it is legal to carry a loaded concealed weapon. it is also legal to carry a shotgun unloaded visible or not. GOD I LOVE TX. as for the civic. dude hes driving a civic si. me personally i would have smeared a honda symbol into the ground then slowed down to make sure he saw all four ppl in my car laughing at him. but thats just me.....if i was supercharged i would not have wasted the gas either......
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But its so funny when the tires light up at a 35 mph roll and you keep pulling him while your burnning rubber then leave him gaging in your smoke
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They usually just storm off and whine. Last edited by ShiftyCapone; Feb 9, 2011 at 09:21 PM.
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So i was driving down the road on saturday listening to guns and roses and minding my own business when i saw a silver late model civic si flying up behind me. When he got next to me he slowed down and tried getting window to window to me. When he finally did, he was saying something to me but i couldnt hear it, so i had to turn down guns & roses to hear what he was saying.
This is what he said to me "Im going to beat your a**." This kinda stunned me a little bit but i ignored it and kept on driving while he was trying to show off in his car. He got next to me again and said "How do you want to do this?" So i said im not racing because im overheating and must have made him mad because he did the r i c e r fly by thing and drove off, and i went on my way.
So what would you guys have done if you were in my spot?
This is what he said to me "Im going to beat your a**." This kinda stunned me a little bit but i ignored it and kept on driving while he was trying to show off in his car. He got next to me again and said "How do you want to do this?" So i said im not racing because im overheating and must have made him mad because he did the r i c e r fly by thing and drove off, and i went on my way.
So what would you guys have done if you were in my spot?

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I would have had a tough time with that....I might have lit up all 406 cubes on him or I might have laughed and asked him why he thought I should waste my gas on his *****.
But "beating my ***" might have got himself KOed too!
But "beating my ***" might have got himself KOed too!
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i just yell sure thing lets do it!! i rev the engine back. whether im in my 01 ws6 or my 89 formula 350. when the toolbag is ready i just tool on out at 1500 rpm while the losers shoots off into the distance. its really pleasant when the loving arms of the law gets em. my ws6 is fast my formula is stock and not so fast by modern standards. i didnt buy either to race with bought em for me to enjoy.
i could care less what a pos ***** thinks.
i could care less what a pos ***** thinks.
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caught me off guard for a second
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well if it was me i would have blown the door off, or just break checked him i need a new bumper anyway hahahah
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About 10 yrs. ago I had some ***** in a early 90s crown vic. pull up next to me driving down the road yelling at me to race him. He kept revving the engine in nuetral and slamming it into gear. I just looked at him like WTF and went on about my business. He took off and got pulled over about a half mile down the road.
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I had a kid in a mid 80s camaro, t tops pull up next to me in town. He had this car butchered...stickers everywhere, air shocks in the back and cherry bomb lake pipes (LMAO) and blasting some techno garbage. My B4C is fairly quiet, and I'd just done the injector swap 2 days prior. I gave him a little wave and he couldnt resist revving up his engine and filling my car with smoke...all this at 20 mph. My 14 year old begged me to race him, and I really wanted to... but instead I just dropped the tranny(auto) down into first, dropped the hammer for a second and turned to look at him while he watched my tires completely lose traction. Half a block later he turned off with a stupid look on his face! I felt 18 again...I love my car lol
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No one seems to mess with me anymore
I pulled away from a stop light one day at close to half throttle to just above the speed limit and next thing I know, there's some guy on a Harley motorcycle zooming up beside me. He had a big grin on his face and nodded. I don't know if he thought we were racing or what lol.
I pulled away from a stop light one day at close to half throttle to just above the speed limit and next thing I know, there's some guy on a Harley motorcycle zooming up beside me. He had a big grin on his face and nodded. I don't know if he thought we were racing or what lol. Junior Member
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Killing those Hon-duh's is a blast. Most of the ones here can't keep up with a LU5 Crossfire 305. So sad.
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we have volvos that want to race
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Yeah, i wouldn't have wasted the gas either. Too many fast and furious fans
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Haven't been messed with by a Honda in a very long time. if it were me I would of laughed at him and asked him how much money he had on him, if he answered less than a $100, I would tell him it wasn't worth my fuel or time.........
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dont know the last two...possible cause of my age but deffeniatly some queen and twisted sister, id pull up next to a honda blaring, "were not gonna take it!, NO were not gonna take it!!" xD
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here you go mr. bateman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaISqa-6hBk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS6Bl...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-IXNBjzWfA
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I would have asked him how much of a head start he wanted. One Mississippi? Two Mississippi's? Ten Mississippi's?
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i would of raced him....the more ricers we take down the less we see them on the road
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If there's no cops, and no other traffic to risk getting injured... I might've kindly humored him. As long as you're not packing an iron duke, it should be fun. Maybe if you put people like him in his place he'll stop trolling for races and learn to drive normally... maybe.
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If there's no cops, and no other traffic to risk getting injured... I might've kindly humored him. As long as you're not packing an iron duke, it should be fun. Maybe if you put people like him in his place he'll stop trolling for races and learn to drive normally... maybe.
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being a dumb 18 year old kid with a lead foot and a bad VSS (read:speedo dont work) , i would have ran him, but it would have to be a money race.
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Not a big fan of metal but this song helps pump me up and drown out the whines of all the civic drivers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqZ4Pksi1-s
I got a friend with a 90s Saturn coupe (not sure exactly what it is) but he was "showing off" in it tonight. He started it up and the belts were squeeling in it and he then proceeded to floor it. It made a good whine from the engine then the farting of the exhaust kicked in. It gets me everytime, I mean seriously I have seen his car like 5 other times and I laugh so hard everytime! After that he tries to burn out on a bunch of gravel. Damn, it was one of the funnier things I have ever seen!
I got a friend with a 90s Saturn coupe (not sure exactly what it is) but he was "showing off" in it tonight. He started it up and the belts were squeeling in it and he then proceeded to floor it. It made a good whine from the engine then the farting of the exhaust kicked in. It gets me everytime, I mean seriously I have seen his car like 5 other times and I laugh so hard everytime! After that he tries to burn out on a bunch of gravel. Damn, it was one of the funnier things I have ever seen!
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Not a big fan of metal but this song helps pump me up and drown out the whines of all the civic drivers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqZ4Pksi1-s
I got a friend with a 90s Saturn coupe (not sure exactly what it is) but he was "showing off" in it tonight. He started it up and the belts were squeeling in it and he then proceeded to floor it. It made a good whine from the engine then the farting of the exhaust kicked in. It gets me everytime, I mean seriously I have seen his car like 5 other times and I laugh so hard everytime! After that he tries to burn out on a bunch of gravel. Damn, it was one of the funnier things I have ever seen!
I got a friend with a 90s Saturn coupe (not sure exactly what it is) but he was "showing off" in it tonight. He started it up and the belts were squeeling in it and he then proceeded to floor it. It made a good whine from the engine then the farting of the exhaust kicked in. It gets me everytime, I mean seriously I have seen his car like 5 other times and I laugh so hard everytime! After that he tries to burn out on a bunch of gravel. Damn, it was one of the funnier things I have ever seen!
I have an account on Youtube and I have alot of videos I make of my Camaro and other stuff too. I don't ever tell another man my car is better or more powerful (even if I know it's true) but this idiot emails me because of my comment regarding some riced out cars. He told me his 1992 Saturn SL2 would smoke my car because (in his words) our V8's are underpowered and slow & "he eats them for breakfast". Oh and the kicker being he ran a low 13 on just a 75 shot of NOS. Okay.... okay.... fine.
His car being a 16 second something car with 4 banger making about 94 horsepower/torque to the front wheels, I'd say he's banging for a good time, eh? Lol. I replied to him and just politely told him my car IS superior to his and I doubt he ran a low 13 on NOS. That being my point to the punk, if he did even run that, he had to use NOS to do it.
My point is I CAN'T stand punks who run their mouths but then again without these wise-cracks car life would be less interesting! Here is the email this guy sent me, just for giggles, lol.

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.... I spilled my coffee on myself when I saw that link.

A 1992 Saturn with a 75 of nitrous, and he thinks he can run those numbers at the track? He must have been at the 1/8 mile track and didn't realize it.

.......
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What's ever worse is that guy's youtube channel. LOL just found his car at the track too, 17.05 and couldn't hook.
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I'm not defending imports but if you guys want a fun race, may i suggest going up to Milford, PA? First Honda you see with a "street soldier" sticker please race. Be sure to bring a 9 or 10 second car because these guys know how to build rice rockets! (Almost all their cars are low 10's and I've recently heard one of them thinks he's capable of low 9's on his new setup.)
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Houston has soooo many riced cars, and at my school theres a bunch of riced accords, civics and cobalts.





