And I still cannot ****ing believe it. My girl's birthday is coming up in a few days, and her mom said we should go shopping together for her. We dawdled around the mall for a while and snagged some **** for her, then when we got out to her car she pulled her ****ing panties down from under her dress and hopped on my lap. I was too shocked to even get it up at first, but with a little "persuasion" she quickly put that behind us and we ****ed like **** stars. The wildest part was all the while she kept saying "**** me like I'm Katie" (her daughter's name). After the deed was done we drove back, and she acted like nothing happened, but I went to my girl's place today and her mom kept giving me those goddamn bedroom eyes and grabbed my *** whenever Katie wasn't looking.
WHAT THE **** SHOULD I DO??????
I'm almost thinking about dumping this chick just to get out before the whole thing blows up in my face, which it almost surely would, but the voices in my head are telling me to shoot for a threeway....All advice would be genuinely appreciated

 

BAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA


You've all gone and royally f' d up everything. Ya, it would be a to pull out now (pardon the pun ). No excuses needed.

 

I say stay in and enjoy the rides

 

how are you not banned?

and honestly dude, run for the ****ing hills.

 

#1: Stop dating chicks from "the projects." You're in Brampton, right? So where's this classy bunch live- on Ardglen, Orenda Court or 33 Kennedy South?

#2: Mom's got mental problems and will probably throw this in daughter's face someday with you standing right there. Get out now- write your letter to Penthouse- and laugh your *** off about it for the next 20 years.

#3: Send me their address and pics.

 

You should say this to your girlfriend: You look like Mom...you walk & talk like Mom...but do you **** like Mom? LOL!
anyways good job on doing the Mom did she have a nice Poom-Poom? or did you get really lucky and stick it in her ***?

 

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Wow, it does work

 

My ****ing hero!! lmao Who ever said run for the hills could not have said it any better.

 

Holy crap man that is full on porno,

I'm 110% with Eric2ndGen

1: Stop dating chicks from "the projects." You're in Brampton, right? So where's this classy bunch live- on Ardglen, Orenda Court or 33 Kennedy South?

#2: Mom's got mental problems and will probably throw this in daughter's face someday with you standing right there. Get out now- write your letter to Penthouse- and laugh your *** off about it for the next 20 years.

#3: Send me their address and pics. "

Lets see some pics so we can decide for ourselves!

 

LMFAO - that's great - post a picture of her..lol - might as well just keep doing them both until the schit hits the fan and then just leave them to it.

 

just one question?? was she hot....lol

 

dreamer

foc

should be squeezing zits instead of typing up stories

 

I have 2 questions

1 what kind of drugs are you on ????



2 where can I get some ?????

 

Ive seen the mom and gf..not too shabby

 

been there.


theres a SLIGHT chance this will not blow up horribly in your face. good luck. lmao.