I know this is not tech, but I need a little help. So please leave this open for a few days.
There are 2 guys here at work that are always pulling practicle jokes on people and its really getting annoying. I cant seem to come up with good ides like I used to in Highschool so I need some advice from you guys. What can I do.
Here are some basic infor on what is going on.
I work in a Doll factory in Engineereing.
They are on the molding machinnes.
Inside the factory I have access to water and compressed air and the Maintenance shop really easily.
Monkie here is one for you I am sure you know of something.

Now dont get me arrested or in a fight, but I need to do something because eveyone else is getting pissed and they are preventing somethings from getting done around here.

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Glue them in their seats Or just report them for being butts and screwing up work.

 

Tey dont have seats, and their jokes are seen as at an acceptable level.

 

Put clear tape over the key holes of their car doors.
OR their office doors.
I did that once to a teacher, the classroom had a good laugh.

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Karl
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I don't get it, what's the point?

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Well, the teacher tried to put the key into the key hole.
He couldn't, as the tape covered the hole.
Stood there for several moments, trying to get the key into the door and we were all laughing. With the poor lighting, teacher couldn't notice the tape covering the key hole, to his eye, it looked normal.

BUT FOR REAL MEAN FUN, insert Crazy Glue into the lock cylinder.
You'll have to replace the lock!

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Karl
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I know a guy who put superglue on a guys wheel for awalys blocking there drive way i guess like right before work lets out put some on there so it isnt dry so when they make contact they have a steering wheel as part of there hand or just superglue there doorlocks shut. Or better yet if u have time and wont be seen make it so there shift indacator reads in R when its really in drive u just need to loosten the cable i guess not sure how its done tho

 

Come on guys nothing permanent or causes property damage, though if they ever get real annopying I guess super glue could be the last resort, keep them coming

 

You said u have an air compressor get some BB's put and hook a hose to the comprssor nozzle fill it with bb's and when they come by o if u have a clean shot at them get them. What exactly are they doin maybe you can get em at there own game

 

ive used this one a few times, get a air line fill it with water hook it up to the compressor and put a air gun on it and what do you get.... a high powered water hose!!!!!. soak em'

later

Paul

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You could put some black grease underneath the door handles of their cars. I don't think that will damage anything. It's funny to watch their reaction too.

 

glue quarters to the ground with superglue, and get a camera and record them, its the funniest damn thing ever, did it at a grocery store once, its priceless.

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We did that at our work we glued them to the counter i worked at the movies then and people woudl try all day to pick up what they though was There Quarter lol. And we glued it to the ground and some year olds tryed to get it and they started crying lol

 

LOL! now we are getting somewhere!!!!
I love it

 

Well the info on what there doing would be helpfull but... lets see... I do not like taking agression out on someones ride unless they have REALLY pised me off so... But a good patato in the tail pipe is always good for a laugh... After a few seconds the engine shuts down because of the back pressure and will not restart. So thats a harmless way to get 'em. And it will take them forever to figure it out.

I always loved to put a standard piece of beef balony on a cars new paint job in the miday sun. After being there for a few hours it permenately stains a perfect circle into the paint. Now that you mention it jolly ranchers(hard type) slightly melted and put onto a windshield is good to... to get it off they have to crack the windshield. The candy literally bonds to the glass. and what ever is touching the candy chips out... No one ever thinks of running hot water to melt the candy?. Thats the first thing I would do after realizing the stuff is stuck on there...

 

They are just doing general Freshmen in high school crap. Like when your on the ****ter they will toss a cup of water over the stall and turn out the lights. Or squirt you with the water hose or a water gun. Pull stupid tricks on you like telling you to get a sheet of steel from a company that only makes buttons, just stupid harmless stuff, but ots really getting on a few peoples nerves. I want to start making them have to watch their backs for a change.
I dont want to permanently mess up their car, or do anything that might get someone arrested(especially me) or get me taken to court for damages. I like the grease Idea, though I am thinking about putting some cheese in one of the guys cars, if he leaves his window down. Have you ever smeeled Hot spoiled cheese? It is aweful.

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89 Trans Am Turbo 3.8L All stock 43,000 miles #1053 of 1555

Past Thirdgen:
86 Trans Am w/ built 355TPI with SLP goodies and too much other stuff to List. One sweet *** car, wish I would have had a good enough Job to pay insurance on three cars so I could keep it, but for a 89 Turbo Trans Am w/ Low miles, I think I made the right choice!

 

Lets see, greasing the door handle has already been taken, that is one of my personal favorites. But to add to it, they will be ticked that they have grease all over there hands, then put some more on the back of the steering wheel, they will Freak when the find the second batch. lol

Well, I've seen this one done, take lobster shells, and stuff them under the seat of there car, if there windows are up, they will almost pass out when they open the door to leave work.

Second, did this one once, we put a friends car (Honda Civic) on blocks, but left the wheels on. The front end was just high enough that it didn't touch the ground. It was some funny to watch him stagger out all hung-over and then realize he had to remove the cinder blocks.

 

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