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10-01-2002, 06:58 PM
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Car: 87 GMC sierra classic
Engine: fresh 350, minor mods (its been de-emissioned too)
Transmission: professionally re-built 700R4, REALLY hard shifts & bigger clutch packs
***** poem
moderator-you can delete this, i didnt know where to put it.
Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as i did?,
Try NAWS and get your motor ****ed up worse then my life is?
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight, but i can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead man its wasted "
Well since age 9 I've wanted an SI so i could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know im not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chron, and lay in my lawn,
for longer then it took me to put my altezzas on.
"Come here bastard" "Dude , wait a minute thats a viper dawg!!"
I don't give a ****, i'll just fly by and put my hazards on!!!!
Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as i did?,
Try NAWS and get your motor ****ed up worse then my life is?
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight, but i can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead man its wasted "
Well since age 9 I've wanted an SI so i could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know im not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chron, and lay in my lawn,
for longer then it took me to put my altezzas on.
"Come here bastard" "Dude , wait a minute thats a viper dawg!!"
I don't give a ****, i'll just fly by and put my hazards on!!!!
10-01-2002, 09:36 PM
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rofl... I think I should lock it... but the only people getting offended area ricers... which we don't like anyway... so, I guess as long as it doesn't start trouble I'll let it stay...
10-02-2002, 08:00 PM
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Car: 2000 astro
Engine: 4.3
Transmission: A4
Axle/Gears: 7.5 with 3.42 gears
yeah, it can stay.
but keep it clean guys. everyone's done a good job so far, thanks for the minimal headaches
but keep it clean guys. everyone's done a good job so far, thanks for the minimal headaches
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10-03-2002, 06:49 AM
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glen, bro.... ur cool... but u never show up! hehehehe jp man... are u gunna try to come to our next ho-down? anyway... i like that poem.... i gotta copy it and do something with it... dunno what..... put it up on my wall, or play eminem to it... one or the other...hehehe
10-03-2002, 10:59 AM
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Engine: L98
Transmission: 700R4/4L60 same trans different name
well, i couldnt make it that one night because i had to put a new tranny into my RS
for the BBQ i had to work................
for the BBQ i had to work................
10-04-2002, 01:22 PM
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Car: 86 Z28
Engine: 355 carbed
Transmission: t-5
i am so not a fan of EMINEM but that is pretty sweet. and as for alex, man you are the worst guy i have met of this board you and erik both of you suck. 
alex can't make hotdogs and erik can't match his hood to his car. ROFL oh my *** that was a good one. next mod for me a front wheel drive 4 cyl to make as ungly as possible and beat you guys. oh that was a good one to. i can't waith to pull up next meet in my friends 94 civic with 15's, lowered, neons, a nasty wing and a really awesome sounding exhaust. Oh *** that was even better. Man i hate rice. I got a nasty look from a kid last night in a GTI all hooked up and sounded like nikki's car before her muffler got put on. but it sounded like me on the bowl yesterday.
"the views and opinios expressed in this post are no relection of the real me"
I love informercials.
alex can't make hotdogs and erik can't match his hood to his car. ROFL oh my *** that was a good one. next mod for me a front wheel drive 4 cyl to make as ungly as possible and beat you guys. oh that was a good one to. i can't waith to pull up next meet in my friends 94 civic with 15's, lowered, neons, a nasty wing and a really awesome sounding exhaust. Oh *** that was even better. Man i hate rice. I got a nasty look from a kid last night in a GTI all hooked up and sounded like nikki's car before her muffler got put on. but it sounded like me on the bowl yesterday. "the views and opinios expressed in this post are no relection of the real me"
I love informercials.
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