This is for all you folks that had your cars stolen, vandalized or broken into.

Sometimes u do get the chance to catch them.

He was crying when the cops got there. I had him in a sleeper hold and was trying to tear his head off his body with my other arm.

Posted it here cause this is where I see all the wrecks, and breakins , etc posted

Enjoy,
Jeremy

 

What an idiot. Did you get a couple of shots in before the cops got there?

Good job anyway.

 

Vigilance has always been the big brother to peace.

Glad you could keep your car unharmed.

 

At least you called the cops and were able to show some sort of composure. I probably would have lost it and kicked the crap out of him. Then called the cops.

 

well done jeremy. I assume this happened to the Formula. I wish I would have caught the guy that broke in and ripped out my stereo. he even re-locked the door, jerk. oh well, I can imagine you probably gave him more than a few good whomps on the head

 

glad you got the guy. Shame i never caught my guy

 

Go Jeremy! As was mentioned before, your composure is commendable. It looks so nice in print too

K

 

Thats hilarious. They should have added in the news story "suspect was crying like a little girl with a skinned knee - whata b*tch" just so all his friends can laugh at him.

 

Nice job! That's a classic.

 

wow. i dont even wanna think about what i'd do to someone i caught trying to take my car...that's really funny though that he tried taking your car while you were in it, you got real lucky i must say

 

isn't this basically considered a carjacking?This is supposed to be a fairly severe federal offense to try and steal a car when the owner is inside.It sounds like they are going to let him go with a slap on the wrist.What the hell???

 

hahaha, good job dude. I would totally have that article framed if I was you.

 

good stuff....but isnt it a bit much for the newspaper to post that guys adress? I would be pissed if i was that guy. His name fine, but the adress is an invasion imo. Now people could go vandalize his place or whatever.

 

thats great good jon

 

thats awesome, i wish i caught the kid who broke into my car and stold my ipod and money.

 

Time for a career change Jeremy.

On another note, hopefully he got a little street justice prior to the po-po showing up.

 

It's probably a smaller town where everyone is thankful for the address being printed, so they know to stay away from those people.

 

Nice job man. If he's that dumb to attempt to steal a car with the driver inside and then take off thinking it would be fine, odds are you won't have to worry about him stealing your stuff for too much longer because natural selection will take care of him! About the address thing, where I live if you commit a crime your information is always posted in the police reports section of the newspaper. As far as I know its legal for them to do so if you are over 18.

 

thats awesome man... i hate lil bitches who break into cars and try to steal....i work so hard for my stuff then someone comes along and thinks its a couple mins work? i dispise every thief out there, way to put one of them to shame.

 

Really? I know that (in canada) under the young offenders act they cant print anything unless your 18 or over. But even then i thought its only your name and age. Adress, to me is an evasion because it jeopardizes other people in the house who are innocent. My buddy is a great guy, 4.0 GPA, volunteers, and is probably gonna be in the NHL in a year or two, his sister and parents are really good christian people too....but theyre brother is a piece of sh*t criminal, so when he get caught shooting up and raping a girl or something, that family's safety is jeopardized if they print the adress IMO.

anyways, sorry for hijacking the thread

 

too cool....good job

 

I prolly would have shot him...

What a sack of ****...

 

lol

This was actually about 3-4 years ago.

I posted about it but never had the article and a scanner handy at the same time.

I brought him down NFL highlite film reel style face first from his feet.

Then I beat and kneed the living doo doo out of him cause he kept trying to get up. (I'm 6'6 and 250# lol)

Thats when I did the sleeper hold along with trying to twist his head off his shoulders and he started crying lol.

Went all limp and made me almost laugh when he started to cry.

At that point the girl I was dating had pointed out to the cops where I had ran off to chasing him.

So they took him from me and lifted him in the air and than planted him face first on the ground. Was funny cause he kept trying to get up, so the third cop kneed him in the back so he would figure out he should stay down now.

Made for some excitement lol

later
Jeremy

 

Haha, what a great story..

you did what everyone else wants to do, believe me I wanted to do that to the bastard who broke into my car.

Good job!

 

that is nice. way to "serve and protect". and the newspaper should DEFINATLY have printed that bit about the crying....

what a little bitch

 

 

Man!! Someone broke my dads corollas window and it costed 200 for replacement. We thought someone was drunk and they did it and wont do it again. BOy were we wrong!
The window got broken again, and I camped out few days on my roof with a baseball bat looking for punks like that. Than one night an eclipse pulled in the street and I saw a guy with a bat swinging at my neighbors car. He missed it and was on a collision course with my dads. (It was parked on the street)
I Jumped off the roof and hid behind a bush in my yard. The guy swung at my dads car. He barely missed it. However I was right there with a baseball bat and whacked right across the car. I got his hand and the side mirror knocked down. The bat and the mirror fell on the ground and unfortunatelly the hand flew back in the car.
They speed up and booked it reall quick. I still have the bat and the mirror!
Little ****ers! I am just waiting for them to comeback. ANd I am 6' 160lbs (not too big, but big enough)!

 

words cannot express how glad i am for you!!
congrats!
you're the man!!!!

 

CLASSIC!

But now we have to live vicariously through you.

 

that is one of the most B A stories i have ever heard. keep up the good work.

 

sounds like that newspaper article needs to be clipped and framed, lol. good job!