WOW... i couldnt help but laugh at this fat a$$ sitting in this old blue integra...must have been late 80's car, and had dealer tags on it...so i guess he thought he had just bought a sports car, sorry to dissapoint him lol...First he turns right at a light, and then goes past me going the opposite direction revving his motor and staring me down...so im first in line to turn left, and pull a U-ey...and chase him down...i get next to him and he starts throwing revs...were doin about 55 and i step on it, pull a few cars and i slowed back down...he pulls up next to me at the light (were behind cars so we dont race yet) and he starts talking sh*t ... said somethign like "Man u so slow, i beat u so bad back there u piece of sh*t!!" i was confused ??? his fat a$$ was yelling so loud i thought his glasses were gonna start foggin up...lol, then i ask what hes done to the car, and he says "factory stock"...then revs so i can hear the added intake ???? ...needless to say i was thrown a little off guard by his attitude...so i was like...okay well see whos slow... So we work our way through traffic and get to the front of the line, and catch a red light...he revs up again, talks some more sh*t, then asks if i have any money on me, i told him no and shook my head (i had $4 much needed for gas...lol)...so light turns green and i was a little nervous cause this thing acually sounded like it had some stuff done to it, ive been told by someone else that it had a motor swap, even though i dont think were talkin about the same car...anyway i spin off the line, he smokes his one tire even more than me...so of course i beat him out of the hole (would have anyway with my 4.10 posi)...pull about 2 cars in first, 1 more in third...and then let off and he went by me yelling more...i couldnt hear him though...so were still driving along, and we catch another light...this time we have three lanes, and there is an eclipse in the other lane...he revs at it, i rev at them both, and he turns up his radio, so of course i had to be a smart a$$ and ask him if the music made his car any faster...lol...then he starts telling me again how slow my car is, after i beat him (i dont get ri*cer people)...so we launch, and this time i stuck the tires perfect...launched like bat out of hell, and was gone so fast he didnt now what hit him...my buddy looked back to see him pull about a car and 1/2 on the eclipse (so i doubt the integra was stock)...he got a good launch that time too, and by the time i let off in 4th, he was literally about 5 cars back...and i couldnt find the eclipse in my mirror...so we get to a third light, and i got in the turning lane to turn around, and honk my dixie air horn and give him a thumbs up...then he tells me "your mom is a f*cking qu*er u little bi*ch!!" ...but i just laughed and when i got my arrow, i dump 2nd and pull another U-ey with smoke comin from both tires, completely in a drift, caught it perfect (i learned with the POS non shifting auto in the rain on bald tires, not kidding either...lol)...and then smoke third with the tires still going once i was in a strait line again...i think he was just mad that he lost to an almost stock camaro that looks like it belongs in a junk yard...and also that his new (to him) sports car is such a piece..doesnt everyone wish they had a camaro ???

anyway...just to let u know, my car is 305 4bbl with an edelbrick 650, performer intake, and an elgen cam made for an rv (why in a camaro??) ...207* dur. and 420 lift, both specs are at .050...4.10 posi rear, and a t-5...this combo will bark 4th gear

 

Ooh - unique cam choice. I like, I like. Good job sticking it to the {delusional; terets syndrome} Integra punk. Some idiots in thier cars... my godless. I mean, I know what I can beat and what I can't beat. I don't roll up to LS1's and LS6's talking smack. For that matter, I NEVER talk smack - cause you never know. That way if I lose I don't look like a jackass, and if I win well... I win.

Hehe - stupid jerk in his integra. Good kill.

 

yeah i agree i hardly ever talk smack, just race and be done with it, best car / driver wins...

 

i bought the car with that cam in it, i didnt quite understand why they chose that particular cam other than on the recipt it was $49.99 ...but soon it will be a hydraulic roller, dart headed 400 8.5-9.0:1 CR with 9 psi on a vortec supercharger carbureted set up...that should move

 

You...you...you..have a...Charger....


:hail: :hail: :hail:

 

...the 440 is being bored out at the moment, the car is in final phases of a so far 1 1/2 year restoration...its a numbers matching R/T with the HP 440, r4 red with black vynal top and black r/t stipe...beautiful car

 

PICTURES!!!!! THE PEOPLE DEMAND PICTURES!!!lol

 

Oh man, sweet cars. I have basicaly the same camshaft as you, except yours is probably more torquey for the towing RV. As soon as I get my gears and stall, I will be right in my cam range and into the 15's where my car should be. Nice job showing that r*cer who's boss, and please post some pics of the Mopar

~Matt

 

i'm suprised you didn't get out and kick his ***! at least you beat him and that probably embarresed him more. i hate when i here about people being ******* like that. they should just have fun and race.
good kill!

 

haha i would have loved to kick his ***, but im 17 and weigh 140lbs...and he looked to be about 200lbs...lol...so i decided to stay i my car...ill see if i can get some pics for u guy of the charger

 

Hey, you may have still kicked his ***. I used to have a friend that was 140 at least 100 lbs lighter than me. Didn't punch exceptionally, but he had some hellacious wrestling moves. He used to lock onto me with a headlock that could kill. I would just be slinging him around, slamming him into walls...Well we were all into the wrestling/boxing/toughman scene.

Well, being a dufus in a Honda isn't grounds for kicking someone's *** though. A slap upside the head would do. Here's a little item that all of you need occasionally when a dufus shows up here. Moderaters, take note. Maybe this should be included in the smilies.....