http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/aw-cg...464814&r=0&t=0
Understand that this is complete BULL!
Please, if any of you are thinking about bidding, don't. I'd hate to have you think that what this guy is saying is true. You will get better gas milage IF you lean the car, use that piece of **** but you will NOT make more power hence no horsepower or "faster" acceloration. Smoother...maybe, but I would bet that's also bull. The only time these things work is if you have an engine that is running lean, this restricts the amount of air (it IS a restriction) and so you'll actually have a slight gain in air fuel ratio which will produce more power. You'd be much better of investing a little time and making your fuel pressure regulator adjustable and playing with it.
I repeat...do NOT bid on this or I will hit you so hard you'll mistaken your thirdgen for a corvette!

 

funny you mentioned that because i just ordered one of those for my car

common jon it adds 23% gas mileage increase and has 10 years of development in to it. what a piece of ****

 

you mean it wont give me 20% more horsepower at the wheels? what the ****

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I can't believe it got that many bids...but I bet it would make a killer hubcap for a MUSTANG on blocks....


Brian

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1989 Camaro RS

305 .030 over Hydro Pistons
Vortech heads milled to 58cc...Performer RPM intake....LT4 cam..Crane Gold rockers...FastChip custom chip...ALum. Driveshaft...3.73 gears with Posi...underdrive pullys...Rebuilt 700R4 with Vette Servo and B&M shift Kit...MSD ignition...A/C Delete No SMOG junk....1997 SS leather interior...B&M Shifter... Ultimate TBI mods...14X3 K&N open Element Non-Drop...Hooker headers....3" exhaust with Flowmaster Cross flow 16X8 Wheels from 97 RS Spohn LCA's Spohn Panhard Bar..LETS PLAY FORD!!

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hahaha roflmfao



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90 RS 305 tbi, 4 3/4" cowl Hood, Edelbrock TES headers, Flowmaster exhaust, Crane roller cam, comp roller rockers, vortec heads/intake, ported tbi, w/new injectors, MSD probillet Distributer/ coil, 1 inch tbi spacer, air foil, 14x4 k&n flat base air cleaner, Rebuilt 700r4 w/ B&M shift kit, B&M Megashifter, 3.23 posi, 2 12 RF's with mtx amp, top of line alpine cd player, soon to have 90-91 gfx, z-28 wing, new paintjob, rims, and all new lowered suspension.

 

"we have noticed gains of up to 5 hp"

"has a much better mixture distribution to EACH CYLINDER"

I guess what they are trying to say is that it will essentially make the air denser by creating a vortec affect, thus increasing the amount of air. Don't quite see how that works. Its the turbo charger of the air cleaner.

They said that they made a 15hp gain (130-145) on a toyota. What toyota car is still rear wheel drive? I gotta admit, I don't ride in many toyotas...

I also bet that it makes a neat whirring sound to drown out that coffee can exhaust system on your honda... Or makes a neat sound when the fin brakes off and flies into your throttle and "atomizes in a cylinder"

If ya'll believe that I have a 69 camaro that looks an awful lot like an 89 that you can buy...

Mike

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1989 RS.. 355, Hypereutectic pistons, double roller cam, double roller timing chain, accel wires, blue streak cap and rotor, rapidfire plugs, chevy caprice 350 chip, 200* fan switch, 3 angle valve job, 3 inch cat-back exhaust, 3 core radiator, 3.73 gearing with POSI *****TORNADO AIR CLEANER INSERT*****.

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Hahahaha! That's great!
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that there's very few people that still believe in this. It's been around, in different forms since the 50's. Back then, people knew it was a joke. Still, there's a sucker born every day...


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No guts, no glory.

 

hahahaha or maybe a 30th anniversary '83 Corvette or oceanfront property in Colorado? lol

 

Will it fit my car if I already have the Fuel Miser? I'm gonna get great mileage now!! LOL
http://www.fuelmiser.com/

 

Alright everyone, after reading about all of these kind companies willing to help everyone out, I think that it is my turn to do my part.

Here is what I do to get the extra performance and mpg from my 13 gallon tank. All you do is get some pure cane sugar and dump it in the tank. The more you put in, the better the performance. Like a hyperactive kid missing his dosage of ridiline(sp?) your car will run faster than ever. This has also been shown to raise 87 octane fuel all the way up to 210 octane! I noticed a 2 mpg saving with the sugar. After my car stopped running permanantly I've gotten over 150 mpg through the "coasting process." For better performance you can use things like confectioners sugar which is thinner and runs through the fuel filter better.

Now I kind of feel the need to say "don't do this..." just to cover my *** ...

-=-Mike

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1989 RS.. 355, Hypereutectic pistons, double roller cam, double roller timing chain, accel wires, blue streak cap and rotor, rapidfire plugs, chevy caprice 350 chip, 200* fan switch, 3 angle valve job, 3 inch cat-back exhaust, 3 core radiator, 3.73 gearing with POSI.

 

What are you talking about? I am typing this from my boat right now

 

Oh geez, look- ya want the real deal on a sweet intake? Here's what you do- first of all, take that stupid air filter right off. In the dictionary under restriction it should have a picture of that assembly. Besides, when's the last time you saw rocks and asphalt flying around? Never. Your engine will burn off whatever is left anyways in a natural process called 'cylinder exfoliation'. It's good for it. Then you cut a hole in your hood, get a big funnel, face it forward, paint it and smash it flat so it looks cool and stick it right in the intake. Want even better performance? Wind a piece of coathanger into a spiral and put it inside the thing for that swirly effect. The result? FAST FAST FAST!!! *******-charring, donkey-punching your girlfriend, brain-squeezed-to-the-back-of-your-head FAST!!! woohoo!!!
What have we learned from all this? I am a complete idiot on way too much coffee AND DON'T EVER DO THIS TO YOUR CAR!! I'm not kidding. No, really- don't.

 

i like "cylinder exfoliating"

Very classy!

I liked "donkey-punching your girlfriend" effect too....

Oh man, I need a life...

-=-Mike

 

This was actually quite a hot topic on Chevytalk a while back. Someone asked if it actually worked. However in the end, I think the general concensus was that it didn't and that it ranked right up there with the headlight oil that adds 20HP .

 

You guys forgot the best one.

THE TURBULATOR

It's a little valve on your exhaust that works like a waste gate on a turbo. Man I can't believe how fast it makes your car!!!!! One day I had the windows down and the t-tops off, and the back hatch BLEW OFF!! from all the acceleration. Then my seat back fell into the rear passenger seat and left me laying on my back. I was looking up at the clouds and they just kept getting closer and closer.

I WAS FLYING!!!!! My car went so fast that the lift forced me up about 10K ft. I finally got scared and let off the throttle. I had to do it slowly though so I didn't crash.

I guess next time I'll have to bring a parachute with me. That way I can go to 20K ft. and jump. Oh yea, and I gotta get a Pilot's License.

Anyone know of a high performance parachute?

AJ

 

Okay, I think this post has outlived it's purpose.