Ok, so im on my way home from school, which is about 100 miles of highway driving. im about 15 miles from my exit in the fast lane crusing in 5th gear at about 90-95 listening to some queensryche:rockon:

I look over next to me, and theres some sh*t snake (this is my new favorite word hehe) in a new honda prelude....this thing had a 17' decatuple wing and not one, but 2 8" fart tubes on it....

naturally this kid is trying to irritate me from my peaceful cruise,:lala: so i was like whatever, then he keeps doing the speed past and slow down thing, which is really distracting after awhile....now im getting pissed so i get into the secondaries a little bit and get some good old american v8 howl goin' and walk right by...of course he comes flying up next to me yelling some sh*t and flipping me off then he gets into it good (or about as good as that gets anyway) and i just squished it a little and stayed right next to this guy welded together for about 10 seconds up to about 120 mph.....then i looked over at my friend the sh*t snake, saluted him denver broncos style and dropped the good ol' tremec into 4th and hammered down....needless to say this guy was a distant memory after i got to about 140, or soi thought.....2 minutes later the kid does the ludicrous speed fly-by thing.....so i squished it good and passed the kid like he was in reverse at about 150. this time he was gone.....so i go on my merry way and get off the highway, drive through downtown lowell to the bridge i need to cross to get home and stop at the light...and guess who pulls up next to me (i take the long way to this bridge because the short way has bad potholes and cobblestones!! yikes) so he got there at the same time....he looks at me and says in a very sarcastic tone "wow those things have soo much goo man!!" i was like wtf, is this kid retarded? i was like what part of me passing you helplessly at 150 did you not see? so i ripped a heater through the intersection and jammed it when the radar detector went off, this kid flys by and gets bagged!!! whoooooo me=1 sh*t snake=0

anyways these people cant be convinced of anything i dont get it

 

sorry that was so long guys

 

Nice kill, detailed enough, so it wasn't too long.

 

:hail:

 

Your ride is killer!!!! and the story is great! Dumb ricers...


383 soon to come

 

good kill
when it's a good story it doesn't matter how long it is.....
now that is a killer RS:hail: :hail:
biker

 

Don't apologize about the long story...that made my day man...

lol

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

sorry.

-fly

 

good kill!!

 

haha thanks guys, i thought that was a rather entertaining story....

oh and by the way,

long live the 383:hail: :rockon:

 

hmm...**** cooks fast...

15 minutes is a pretty normal time to cook **** in right?
so the really quick **** cooks 1 minute...

1 minute ****...9 second domestics...Ohhhh yah...

 

What the... r*ce gets censored???

When'd that happen?

 

oh man this past summer i had what you might call a kill or be killed....

my friend and I (he drives a 98 SS) were out for an evening cruise up to hudson NH about 20 min from home....the gas stations up there have race fuel because there is a fairly popular short circle track in the town. At the time i was running quite a bit of initial timing because the car ran way better like that (i tuned it at the track) but with that much ingition lead it starts to detonate, so we just drive up there to get some cam2 110 octane leaded race fuel

man i love how that stuff smells....

so we are going about 25 on a long straight road (its an easy50-55mph road) so i pull out and get some for a second and pass the 2 cars in front. it would seem that all was well, but we would soon find out that wasnt the case....

the saab POS that was going 25mph flys up next to me at a light right in front of the friendly neighborhood walmart...there were about 5 retards in the car, and the driver was hanging out the window up to his waist wielding a kife!!! i was suprisingly calm and im thinking is this f*ckin serious? so i drop the hammer and F this guy up.

however the gas station is only about 1/2 mile from there so we pull in and this retard is circling the gas station in his POS waving the knife and yelling sh*t.....before i even got that car stopped my buddy is out the door in a dead sprint (this guy was the state champ in the 100 in HS so he can boogy) and goes after the kid cause hes a crazy mother f*cker. i was as close behind as i could stay....but the kid took off. i was like WTF is this? im not really afraid of knives....guns though, gotta watch out for those. If your gonna try and stab me you had best take me out with the first stab or im gonna work ya like a job. i really wanted to wack this c*ck knocker too.....

anyways, that was a weird trip just for some gas in NH no less lol

wow that was some ignorant sh*t

 

lol...funny who's face you picture on the guy in the SAAB... I pictured this dick who always bullied the lil' kids in HS.
My friends and I stepped up one day and the b*tch started bolting to the nearest rent-a-cop

 

lol, i love your terminology!

 

I like seeing "****" when I drive long distances. You want to know why?





Its a comedy show on wheels.

 

ya im big on carefully engineered explatives.....makes everything alot funnier. hehe

i try to be as entertaining as i can, but at the same time when i say stuff like that i think it conveys the feeling of the moment to the people who are hearing the story

 

just a question but how many rpms where you pulling when you dropped it in 4th at 120?

 

i would believe your story but your car is "ONLY" an RS .LOL im JUST PLAYIN!! to me an RS is the BEST thirdgen to play with and work up because everyone looks down on them almost as bad as r*ice is looked down on.i just cant wait till my RS is done.keepin the 305 for now.....actually just the bottom end but hello head,cam,intake,CARB(screw TBI),headers,and NITROUS :lala: !!! say,ya got any times or any close estimates on what yer running?im hoping to hear somewhere around 13.0 with a 383 and 5 speed:hail: :hail:

 

I'm aiming for 12 flat in what was originally a 2.8L MPFI Firebird base model!

Howsat?

 

das gooood das gooood :lala:

 

it was at about 5800 rpm when i dropped it into 4th right in the middle of the power band hehehehehhehehehhee :rockon:

if im doin 100mph and i wanna light up the tires i just drop it into 3rd, and t turns about 6400...thats kinda violent though i dont like to do that too often lol

just for your info, the car turns about 4000rpm at 100mph in 5th gear, its a 0.63 overdrive

the car runs around 12.7 fairly consistently.....but i still havent got the damn thing dialed in, need to hit the dyno....and the rear end is ****ed so i didnt want to spend anymore cash on it to put the 4.10's it needs in it (its got 3.73's) the problem is the cam makes power from 4400 to 7000rpm, and with the 3.73's when i shift it drops me like 500rpm below the power band (3800-3900) so im boggin the thing on every shift pretty much when im at the track....

the other thing is im crossing the traps right at the top of 3rd gear which is no damn good.....once i get the 4.10's i'll hammering down in 4th gear when i hit the lights all of these things considered the car has solid 11sec potential. once we get it setup right that is. then we're gonna spray it with about a 300 shot hehehe

if you wanna see some more detail on the car go to http://nefbody.cjb.net and go to members and click on kevins 91 rs some pics and almost all the details on the car there

 

oh ya, ya know what i wish i could see?

the look on the faces of the r*icers when they try the ludicrous speed fly-by but i drop the hammer when they're next to me, and the "fly-by" never happens lol it must be priceless:lala:

unfortunately you kinda gotta watch the road when your doin **** like that, so my wish may never come true.

 

DUDE your car sounds seriously badass.i vote you for having one of the most cleanest badass thirdgens on the boards.hell where youre at right now im saying that you might even have WILLIE!!of course i havent checked up on his progress at all,so i could be wrong.but still SWEET car man.just what i want my RS to be :hail: :hail:

 

thanks dude, it looks alot cleaner than it is in the pics lol....

the interior is mint, and the nose is mint....but the doors arent great, and the right rear quarter has alot of paint chips.....just waiting to graduate and get some cash so i can completely resto the whole thing. but its not in bad shape anyways.....whose willie by the way?

 

Willie has an 86 IROC i think thats supercharged.go look on the Power Adder board.hes run a best of 12.2 i think.not sure,been a while since ive been on his site.sweet *** car,and they guy knows his shizzy.
EDIT: heres his site.give it visit.definetely worth it!
http://members.optushome.com.au/iroc...ie/willie.html

 

I love interrupting a wussy Civic's flyby...lol. You can usually see their face if you adjust your sideview just right... It's the best look in the world.

You can smell the 'huh?' and the 'damnitt!'...

 

today, my buddy and i are in his 98 SS (check out the burnouts thread for pics) and these 17 yr old window lickers in a new VW golf with the vr6 motor start giving us rev, and i look over and say..."are you f*ckin serious?" and the kid says "ya, im dead serious" so the light turns green and the kid gets waxed like a bikini line (stole that line from someone else on here but its good hehe) some people are just total dumb A*sses